Dear Assortment of Shovels That Came With The New Rent-House,
I spent some time with you today, and I have to say that while I did enjoy our time, I’m rather glad we’re not on a daily hang-out rotation. You and the rake and the brooms outdid yourselves in utility play today, and the yard looks ever so much better. Our house is still the ugly on on the block, and probably always will be kind of homely, but it’s home, and today, we got a little further into feeling what that’s going to be like. Thanks for helping me make the fence a little more secure, so Hattie the Dog won’t get into the flock of Lutheran geese, and for reminding me that a little sweating is good for the soul.